Ride Machete Snowboards In Stock At The House Boardshop. The Mens Ride Machete delivers award winning pop and freestyle performance. The Machete's payload comes with a LowRize Rocker Profile, Thin Con construction and 85A Slimewall side walls. Toss in the Pop Rods 1.0 and you have a powerful and hook free board that destroys the mountain. Our orders ship out within 24 hours Monday- Friday.