Defcon Armada EV Snowboard Gloves Agent Orange - Mens

Battle ready, nigh unstoppable, the Armanda once sailed the seven seas in it's unquenchable thirst for global domination. When permanently docked on yer meat hooks, these battleships for your digits will conquer all ye meet whilst giving the Spaniard one finger salute to any who lay challenge. From stern to bow you'll be safe and dry from whatever raging tempest Poseidon or his scurvy kraken may thrown at ye matey.

Key Features of The Defcon Armanda Snowboard Gloves:

• Leather - NEW 3m scotchguard water resistant leather
• Sveltveetah Nose Wipe - Super soft and supple - Won't scratch goggle lenses or chafe swollen, snotty nostrils, smooth and creamy just like a perfectly processed cheese spread
• Twin Blade - Goggle Squeegee - It'll cut frost right off your goggle lens and remove your eyebrows too
• E-Vent - Premium waterproof / Breathable Insert technology - A fully waterproof/breathable glove in itself, constructed completely without seams to be guaranteed leak proof
• Thinsulate - The golden fleece of the Gods
• Kung Fu Grip - Pre-curved finger construction