Defcon Ambercrest Crest Snowboard Gloves Kelly Green - Mens

Another manifestation of male insecurity is to sneer, antagonize and ridicule other males who refuse to adhere to the commonly held social " Norm" of man hood. Perpetrators are commonly referred to as "Queers, pussies, or artfags." The "Queer" can be found drinking merlot with his girlfriend, rather than swiling beer at dive bars with his bloated counterparts, The "pussy" can be observed cooking a healthy meal for his wife, instead of ordering his significant other to microwave him another frozen chimichanga or hot pocket. The Artfag will buy his girlfriend of wife flowers, chocolates, or scented candles, instead of a new bowling ball, fishing rod, or subscription to iron horse magazine. These men would also comfortably wear the Ambercrest glove whole "Real dudes" would scoffingly say this glove is gay". The man wearing the Ambercrest has a full, happy, and meaningful life, while the non wearer bites his quivering lips and tells himself true happiness can only be measured by the stench and stain found on his Harley Davidson Bandana.

Key Features of The Defcon Amerbcrest Gloves;

• Leather - NEW 3m scotchguard water resistant leather
• Kung Fu Grip - Pre-curved finger construction