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Sellout Risk: Extremely High
Last recorded transmission from Fort Triplecork, October 31st 2014
“AHHHHHHHH! The brains escaped! Hide your park! Warn the rails, the ledges, the fences and the cones! Brains are everywhere, running rampant, shredding everything and corrupting the youth! Oh god they’re slashing the half pipe walls, buttering everything, is that even a trick? Someone, guard the side-country, the mountains, even the POWDER!! They’re getting out, they’re everywhere! There is no stopping the BOX SCRATCHER! Brainnnsdfklsdjdf;akld…..”
REVOLUTIONARY ALL TERRAIN FREESTYLE BANANA BLEND. Rocker between your feet with flat-to-mild camber to contact points. Mild tip pressure for unreal float and jibbing, solid pressure between your feet for easy turning and great ice edge hold.
Burtner Box Scratcher
1 (800) 409-SNOW